Written by Catherine Weingarten
Directed by Alex Tobey

Benny Pitt (Scenic Designer)
Olivia Vaughn Hern (Costume Designer)
Hayley Garcia Parnell (Lighting Designer)
Mellie Way (Sound Designer)
Maya Ramdayal (Props Designer)
Sarah Jones (Line Producer)
Julie Cai (Stage Manager)
Liz Hetzel (Assistant Stage Manager)

Rachel Lin (Jenny)
Meg MacCary (Mom)
Sabina Friedman-Seitz (Darla)
Lindsley Howard (Cassandra)
Fernando Gonzalez (Sebastian / Prince)

Presented at The Tank as part of the 2026 Core Season

Jenny just got engaged and she's very very excited although her fiancee doesn't seem to want to help plan the wedding or talk to her. But when a Prince on a unicorn offers Jenny some sexy solace, maybe things will work out ok? I Wanttt a Unicorn Frappe!!! is a frothy satire about wedding culture, addiction, societal pressure on women, and just how far we will go to avoid the truth.

I WANTTT A UNICORN FRAPPE!!! is a participant in New Georges’ Supported Productions program, in which New Georges provides mentorship and an institutional platform to its affiliated artists who are producing their work independently.

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